good advice for handling stress

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 14-Apr-2008 10:31:00

Treat every stressful situation like a dog...

If you can't hump it or piss on it, walk away.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 15-Apr-2008 13:07:52

I just found out I did not get the above saying quite right. It should read:

Learn to handle stress like a dog...

If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.